a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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