Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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