They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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