Jerry, you need to find god
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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