he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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