i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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