I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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