u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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