He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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