she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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