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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
i out mim tonsoeep
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