Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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