i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
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He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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