I can tuck mytits in my pants
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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