Just fell off a train. Bad.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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