how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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