Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
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My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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