How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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