it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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