I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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