Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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