as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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