Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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