we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
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Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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My dick has a subreddit
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize