went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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