so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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