Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
