OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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