I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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