what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
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Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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