and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
This is the high leading the old right now
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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