I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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