ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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