Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I accidentally burped into my bong.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
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note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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