The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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