I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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