so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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