I need help removing her.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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