butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Is it because I queefed?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
it glows. i had to have it.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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