Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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