i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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