We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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