are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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