I cockslap morals
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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