thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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