And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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