Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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