just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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