Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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