Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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