Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Randomize
