It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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