something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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