i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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