so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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