i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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