he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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