I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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