and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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