I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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