I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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